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Friday, July 1, 2011

My Top 10 Favorite Disney Men

Okay, as terrible as it may sound, Disney guys are GORGEOUS. And I'm not talking about the nancy boys like Zac Efron or Mitchell Musso (although I will say that David Henrie and Rickey Ullman are pretty nice to look at). I'm talking old school, animated, Disney boys. Back when Disney movies were awesome and didn't suck. So what I am about to present to you is a top 10 list of (in my opinion) the hottest Disney boys. They are as follows:


Aw, c'mon girl! Gimme a hug!
10. Prince Phillip from "Sleeping Beauty" -  


          Okay, I gotta be honest. I don't remember the last time I watched "Sleeping Beauty," which is a darn shame, because I know it's a classic (both technically speaking and in my humble opinion). So my opinion of Phillip is very shallow and is based entirely on looks and his fighting skills (which are very hardcore, I might add). Soooo... like I said, I haven't watched the movie in years, so there isn't really much else I can say about Phillip, other than he's really cute and he's awesome with a sword.



 *blank staring into space*

9. Jim Hawkins from "Treasure Planet" -
         
        Okay, so in addition to absolutely LOVING the story of "Treasure Planet," I immediately fell in love with Jim Hawkins like I do whenever I see any interpretation of "Treasure Island." His rebellious attitude, his adventurous nature, and his hair cut! I seriously cannot describe how much in love I am with Jim's hair. When I first watched "Treasure Planet" I was kind of 'meh' about it, but now I am in love with it. If you have not seen "Treasure Planet," (which many haven't since it wasn't extremely popular) then you need to so as quickly as possible. It's a great Disney movie, and one of the last really good ones. And of course, Jim is voiced by the absolutely GORGEOUS and talented Joseph Gordon-Levitt.... Excuse me while I get a mop for the puddle of drool I just made....


Let me be your wings....
8. Cornelius from "Thumbelina" - 


        Okay, before the trolls start hating ("FAKE AND GAY!!"), I'll go ahead and admit: "Thumbelina" is not a Disney movie. It was released by FOX. I, however, consider Cornelius to be one of the boys since "Thumbelina" was one of my favorite movies as a child. Sure, the dude does wear tights, which aren't exactly manly, but c'mon! Superman wears tights AND his underwear on the outside, and he's still awesome. So I think Cornelius can get away with the tights. The only thing I didn't like about Cornelius (and this was only at certain times) was his haircut. You know that little tuft (don't really know the word for it) of hair that sticks up on the top of his head? Makes him look like Alf-Alfa? Yeah, that really annoyed me as a kid. But other than that, love the guy. I mean, he can fly. How can you beat that?


He's climbin' in your windows...
7. Peter Pan from "The Importance of Being"-- I mean "Peter Pan" -


        I've gotten some crap about my love for being in love with Peter Pan. Particularly because he's supposed to be a kid, so I end up being the butt of a bunch of pedophile jokes. But c'mon. Deep down, I'm pretty sure every little girl wanted to be Wendy. We all wanted Peter Pan to come to our windows at night and fly us away to Neverland (He's climbin' in your windows, snatchin' your people up!). He also has pointy ears, which are a major plus for me. He's got a dagger, which makes up for the fact that he, too, wears tights and also hangs out with a fairy who should be convicted of attempted murder. His eyebrows irritate me so badly though. Makes me want to lick my thumb and just smooth them down. But his hair makes up for eyebrow issue. I think he's the only ginger in Disney movie history, if you can even count him as a ginger. It's kinda reddish-brown/auburn color. But I digress. Bottom line, love the hair cut. 


Say whuuuuuuuh???
6. Flynn Rider from "Tangled" - 


        Okay, I'll be honest. Because you know I'd never lie. Or maybe you don't. But I don't. So now you know...that I don't lie. What I'm trying to be honest about is that I have never seen "Tangled." *DUHN DUHN DUUUUHN* Yeah, I know. Shocker. But I really do want to see it. All I've seen are short little clips uploaded to YouTube. But what I HAVE seen of Flynn, I am in love with. I love his floppy hair, his very expressive eyes, and his little pout. The ending of "Tangled" (which I have seen) is so beautiful. Flynn's sacrifice for Rapunzel was just incredible. But just as with Prince Phillip, since I haven't seen "Tangled," I will limit my opinion on Flynn since it's really just based on looks (a great foundation for any relationship, right?). So, my shallowness and I will be moving on...


Ho, don't be gettin' crazy...
5. Dimitri from "Anastasia" - 


        Easy, easy, trolls. Yeah, I know. "Anastasia" is another FOX movie. *Trolls: "FAKE AND GAY!"* Yeah, I know. Shaddup. So, yeah, Dimitri is just a flat out good-looking animated guy, as far as animated guys go. I've always wondered what he would sound like if he actually had a Russian accent. Or is he even supposed to be Russian? The movie takes place in Russia, and everyone but him and Anastasia sound Russian... ANYWAY, moving on. I guess Dimitri's the only other guy that you could consider to be a ginger other than Peter Pan. Again, it's like reddish-brown, but with lots of red. My conclusion: Dimitri = smexy.


Deeeerrrrrrpp....
4. Tulio from "The Road to El Dorado" - 


        Yes, trolls. Another not-Disney movie. "El Dorado" came to us courtesy of Dreamworks Pictures. For those of ya'll who haven't seen "El Dorado," (SINNER!!!), Tulio is the one on the left in the picture on the right. Miguel (the blonde) is plenty smexy as well, but Tulio has always been my favorite. Several things about Tulio appeal to me. (1.) His sarcastic nature and wit; (2.) His generally pessimistic outlook.; and (3.) His ponytail (I have a thing for guys with long hair! Sue me.) He's also the man with the plan. And he's just freakin' hysterical. "I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death! *tiny sword* 0.0* But not with that." I also love the fact that he's supposed to be Spanish (given that his name is Spanish) and his accent is American more than anything. And of course, Miguel's English of all things.... LOL


What's this "Slumdog Millionaire" you speak of?
3. Aladdin from "Aladdin" -  


         Aladdin's got it all. He's got the looks, he's got the bod, he's got the voice, and the genie, and the monkey... You really just can't top Aladdin....well except with guys 1 and 2. The sequels weren't nearly as good as the original, however, "King of Thieves" was so much better than "Return of Jafar." One thing that really pissed me off was that Aladdin's voice seemed to get higher with each movie, particularly in his singing. He's also a great fighter and excellent at coming up with plans. And other than his little issue with lying to his woman, he really is a great guy. 


Doggy helps me look smexy! 
2. Prince Eric from "The Little Mermaid" - 


       "Little Mermaid" has always been a staple movie in our house. It's been a classic since the beginning. Not only a phenomenal story with even more phenomenal music, but "Mermaid" is also home to some amazing characters. It makes me sad that there were sequels, which always ruin everything. Anyway, Eric? Where do I start? *sigh* Such a handsome guy, and such a great example of what a boyfriend should be. I always get chills when he says "I lost her once. I'm not gonna lose her again." And he jumps back onto the burning ship to save his doggy. Any guy that will risk his life for his dog is top notch in my book. He's also got that general look that I love in a guy: dark hair, blue eyes. Very Matt Bomer. Don't even get me started on my obsession with him...


And, the number one hottest Disney boy is..... *drumroll*


I'm too sexy for my shirt...
1. Hercules from "Hercules" - 


       TADA! Yep this is my boy. I absolutely love Hercules. Pretty much my all time favorite Disney movie. I honestly can't really describe my obsession with him. Even though a lot of girls don't like him since he's a little bit awkward at times, I'm just in absolute love with him. His voice, his strength, his face, his hair, his little cape thingy. *sigh* And of course he is a true hero. He was willing to give up his life to save his woman. Now that is a real man.


So, tell me guys. Who's you're number one favorite Disney guy and why? Was it about him that makes you smile and giggle and makes you go weak in the knees? If you're brave enough, give me your top five, or argue why my list is wrong! I dare ya.... ;)

1 comment:

  1. Well, as I told you yesterday, Aladdin and Flynn are my favorites. Otherwise, I completely agree with this :)

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